Jacob's Birthday Party

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 The refs have reviewed the play 🏈📺🔬. The ruling on the field is: birthday. 🎂😤🎉🚨 Jacob is once again becoming alarmingly older 👴📈⏳🙈🐒. To commemorate this historic occasion 📜🏛️🦅, you are hereby summoned 🫵⚡📣 to a 🌅✨ BIRTHDAY HOUSE PARTY ✨🎉 featuring 🍻 drinks 🍹🍺, 🍕 snacks 🍿🌮, 🎶 live music in the backyard 🎸🌳🌅, questionable dance moves 🕺💃🪩🙈, and an 🕺irresponsibly✨ high concentration of Jewish young adults™ Come at 7:30 PM 🕢⏰ for live music 🎵🌅🎸, stay for Jacob's final Havdalah as a Moishe House resident 😭🕯️💙, and then help send him into retirement (from residency, not life... probably 👴🚑🙈) the only way we know how: snacks 🍕🍪, stories 📖😂, dancing 💃🕺🪩, and singing 🎤🎶 until Jacob loses his voice 🗣️🐸✨. This is your FINAL opportunity 🚨⚠️ to experience Jacob in his natural habitat 🦅🌳📦 before he migrates to a different zip code 📬🚚🧭 (Go Terps 🐢🔥). Scientists 🧪🥼📊 have determined there's a 194% chance you MUST attend 📈💯🚨, and missing it may result in contracting gigaFOMO 🤒📉😭🦝. RSVP 💌📲 before Uranus enters retrograde 🪐✨🔮🙉. May the odds be ever in your flavor. 🌭🫡🦅🇺🇸🐒🔥